From Ralph

11/3/08

Vote! DAMMIT!! Vote!!

'Don't be scared! You gotta get out there and vote for the whole world. Don't be afraid!! You have nothing to lose but your sense of guilt. People all over the world will love you again. It is the only decent thing to do. And you can still be Patriotic. You don't have to be mean and devious. Make a fresh start and give us all a shot in the arm. We care about you guys. It is the only truly conservative thing we do in our whole lives- we still love America- in spite of all the bullshit and the baloney- you LOVE Baloney- but that's OK. Nobody's perfect!!'