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05/21/05

NEWS from a ONE-EYED TOWN.
SAVAGE EYE NEUTRALIZED.

Flopsy bunnies from now one. Though, I have to say, while the operation was going on the eye watched a fantastic art show of brilliant firmaments which exposed the mysteries of life through the medium of infinite dimensions. Parts of the show made me conscious of the surface of the eye as various liquids were spread across its surface like an electric rainstorm of glistening moving lakes. Then I was inside my eye as an observer watching it watch the removal of its cataract which it had become quite fond of.

But then with the intrusion of another lens, an Akreos Adapt +19.0 from Bausch & Lomb, expertly inserted by the surgeon, a jolly fellow called Dr. Senfuco (I think!), I realised that I had been given the clarity and wisdom of a third eye. I bless him for that and the nurses who held my hand. They all wanted to and they all did!

Quite an extraordinary experience, which I pass on, in case there are others who are as anxious as I was before the operation. Relax and enjoy the show....


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